[zzchaolegionzz]

Here we go, let's post the joke you found it interesting in the text format only.


Reddit is my favorites source, here is my first one:

A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head without even looking and fired a shot into the ceiling.
"Which one of you sidewinders stole my horse?!" he yelled with surprising forcefulness. No one answered.
"Alright, I'm gonna have another beer, and if my horse ain't back outside by the time I finish, I'm gonna do what I dun in Texas! And I don't like to have to do what I dun in Texas!"
Some of the locals shifted restlessly. The man, true to his word, had another beer, walked outside, and his horse has been returned to the post. He saddled up and started to ride out of town. The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, "Say partner, before you go... what happened in Texas?" The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home."

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[BanChaiSach]

Originally Posted by zzchaolegionzz

Here we go, let's post the joke you found it interesting in the text format only.


Reddit is my favorites source, here is my first one:

A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head without even looking and fired a shot into the ceiling.
"Which one of you sidewinders stole my horse?!" he yelled with surprising forcefulness. No one answered.
"Alright, I'm gonna have another beer, and if my horse ain't back outside by the time I finish, I'm gonna do what I dun in Texas! And I don't like to have to do what I dun in Texas!"
Some of the locals shifted restlessly. The man, true to his word, had another beer, walked outside, and his horse has been returned to the post. He saddled up and started to ride out of town. The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, "Say partner, before you go... what happened in Texas?" The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home."

[zzchaolegionzz]

Originally Posted by ;153709373

Search Youtube 'Mind your Language'. 226552

No man, ain't nobody got time for that. We want it here, in text, aren't we?

[sitrum2504]

Originally Posted by ;153709373

Search Youtube 'Mind your Language'. 226552

tks man

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[buffpro]

I'm too lazy for reading your wall-of-text

[zzchaolegionzz]

Originally Posted by buffpro

I'm too lazy for reading your wall-of-text

But you will remember it for a long time, cause what you imagined from that story is your.
Next one:

A man is talking to God...





“God, how long is a million years?”
God answers, “To me, it’s about a minute.”
“God, how much is a million dollars?”
“To me, it’s a penny.”
“God, may I have a penny?”
“Wait a minute.”

[__AND1__]

There were two peanuts walking down a dark alley, one was assaulted

[zzchaolegionzz]

Originally Posted by __AND1__

There were two peanuts walking down a dark alley, one was assaulted

I tried, but I don't get it

[Anzujaamu]