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Old 27-11-2006, 02:17
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Re: Ask.Me@vozforums.com
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That dude was an idiot.

If you love someone, just fucking tell her that you love her.
Realy want to change to "If you love someone, just fucking to tell her that you love her."
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Old 27-11-2006, 02:24
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Realy want to change to "If you love someone, just fucking to tell her that you love her."
If that, then she was just a dumb bitch.
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Old 27-11-2006, 02:24
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Re: Ask.Me@vozforums.com
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Someone says this is a touching story, I think it's a stupid story about noobs who didnt know about "girl hunting" or "heart breaker"
wat do U thk ? I got it from a blog that I don't remember the address.
I fixed some of your grammar mistakes and I think your post does make more sense now.

btw, it's not a touching story to me but I think it's a good story. The point is when you have feelings for a girl, you should make a move on her.
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Old 27-11-2006, 02:27
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No man i dont think the story is any good at all. Its full of emo and idiocy.
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Old 27-11-2006, 02:30
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No man i dont think the story is any good at all. Its full of emo and idiocy.
At least it has a good point!
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Old 27-11-2006, 02:45
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At least it has a good point!
'Don't be an idiot', is that what you mean?
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Old 27-11-2006, 03:59
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this is what you call puppy love, strictly for for ppl in their 14s to 18s, i have another one here, my first sent to me ages ago when i was still in my highschool, this is a long story, my first MADE me read it hahahaha the good old days
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Old 27-11-2006, 08:17
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this story is very long, i'll try to read it
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Old 27-11-2006, 22:13
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and this is another fun story in my PC, I do not remember where I downloaded from

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In the beginning there was the computer


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And God said:

>Let there be light!

Enter user id.

>God

Enter password.

>Omniscient

Password incorrect. Try again.

>Omnipotent

Password incorrect. Try again.

>Technocrat


And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.


>Let there be light!

Unrecognizable command. Try again.

>Create light

Done.

>Run heaven and earth


And God created Day and Night. And God saw there were 0 errors.

And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.

And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Monday, March 2.


>Let there be firmament in the midst of water and light

Unrecognizable command. Try again.

>Create firmament

Done.

>Run firmament


And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.

And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Monday, March 2.

And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.


>Let the waters under heaven be gathered together onto one place and let the dry land appear and...

Too many characters in specification string. Try again.

>Create dry_land

Done.

>Run dry_land


And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.

And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.

And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4.


>Create lights in the firmament to divide the day from the night

Unspecified type. Try again.

>Create sun_moon_stars

Done.

>Run sun_moon_stars


And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.

And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4.

And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Thursday, March 5.


>Create fish

Done.

>Create fowl

Done.

>Run fish, fowl


And God created the great sea monsters and every living creature that creepeth wherewith the waters swarmed after its kind and every winged fowl after its kind. And God saw there were 0 errors.

And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Thursday, March 5.

And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Friday, March 6.


>Create cattle

Done.

>Create creepy-things

Done.

>Now let us make man in our image

Unspecified type. Try again.

>Create man

Done.

>Be fruitful and multiply and replenish the earth and subdue it and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the fowl of the air and over every living thing that creepeth upon the earth

Too many command operands. Try again.

>Run multiplication

Execution terminated. 6 errors.

>Insert breath

Done.

>Run multiplication

Execution terminated. 5 errors.

>Move man to Garden of Eden

File Garden of Eden does not exist.

>Create Garden.edn

Done.

>Move man to Garden.edn

Done.

>Run multiplication

Execution terminated. 4 errors.

>Copy woman from man

Done.

>Run multiplication

Execution terminated. 3 errors.

>Insert woman into man

Illegal parameters. Try again.

>Insert man into woman

Done.

>Run multiplication

Execution terminated. 2 errors.

>Create desire

Done.

>Run multiplication


And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn


Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.

>Create freewill

Done.

>Run freewill


And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn


Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.

>Undo desire

Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created.

>Destroy freewill

Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.

>Help

Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created.
Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.

>Create tree-of-knowledge


And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn


Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.

>Create good, evil

Done.

>Activate evil


And God saw he had created shame.


Warning system error in sector E95. Man and woman not in Garden.edn.
1 errors.

>Scan Garden.edn for man, woman

Search failed.

>Delete shame

Shame cannot be deleted once evil has been activated.

>Destroy freewill

Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.

>Stop

Unrecognizable command. Try again

>Break

>Break

>Break


ATTENTION ALL USERS *** ATTENTION ALL USERS:
COMPUTER GOING DOWN FOR REGULAR DAY OF MAINTENANCE AND REST IN FIVE MINUTES. PLEASE LOG OFF.

>Create new world

You have exceeded your allocated file space. You must destroy old files before new ones can be created.

>Destroy earth

Destroy earth: Please confirm.

>Destroy earth confirmed

COMPUTER DOWN *** COMPUTER DOWN.
SERVICES WILL RESUME SUNDAY, MARCH 8 AT 6:00 AM. YOU MUST SIGN OFF NOW.
Now what the hell are you waittin for
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Old 27-11-2006, 22:30
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Re: Ask.Me@vozforums.com
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Originally Posted by Eagle
I fixed some of your grammar mistakes and I think your post does make more sense now.

btw, it's not a touching story to me but I think it's a good story. The point is when you have feelings for a girl, you should make a move on her.
Thanks very much !
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